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Chimp or Chump?


A chad in the hand is worth two Bushes in the White House.


furious george "Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person."

Interview with Time magazine. Dec. 25 issue

furious george "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."

Hilton Head, SC, Feb. 16, 2000

curious george "It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."

Arlington Heights, IL, Oct. 24, 2000

curious george "I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning."

Austin, TX, Jan. 8, 2001

curious george "The great thing about America is everybody should vote."

Austin, TX, Dec. 8, 2000


curiouser and curiouser


"Curious George and Furious George"


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